He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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