the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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