you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Randomize
