Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize