Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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