If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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