Are we in a gay sports bar?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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