Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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