If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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