My first STD was from a foam party
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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