She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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