He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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