Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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