belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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