I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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