I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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