I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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