I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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