Tell her she can't have a vagina
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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