He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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