come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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