bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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