Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Help. Why am I so naked?
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