There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize