What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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