My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
