There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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