What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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