Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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