It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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