Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
My bed smells like the plague
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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