We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm getting married
To pizza
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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