i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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