Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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