yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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