I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
