White coat. Heels.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
It's blow job season.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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