You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize