was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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