Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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