Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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