the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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