She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Randomize
