Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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