You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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