Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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