please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
