We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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