To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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