I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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