we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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