So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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