They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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