Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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